Dear Life President,
One more thing pertaining to the flower-straightening slam: I would of course be very pleased and honoured to have my collision shared with other connoisseurs. In the meantime I am working on retroactively redefining the accident as a piece of performance art thus rescuing it from the cliche of the drunken driver and the hit and run yada yada.
As ever, your humble conn'sir
expat Andrew