Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Earth-shattering

Spam e-mail advises me that there are 3 distinct ways to ensure that my partner has 'earth-shattering' orgasms.

Neither of us wants to shatter the earth in this way. Leave the earth out of it.

And what about my orgasms? Why is a validation of male sexual performance in terms of shattering things so important?

And what's with "give your partner earth-shattering orgasms"? It's not a gift in the same way that a book about gravel gardens or a CD by Johnny Cash is a gift.

Though generosity plays a role, orgasms require collaborative effort, not just what Woody Allen referred to as 'astonishing sexual technique'.

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