Marnix petulantly stood up from the tackle and shot his knee up though the opponent's chin, her head flying up ten metres into the air, a great gush of purple blood spouting from the stump.

it was a poem like a dog whistle, too high-pitched for most ears; 4 members of the audience assumed the begging position.

graffiti climbed off the walls and waited on streetcorners, spitting

broomstick

"I'll hop on my bike", says H, who needs to come to the office to discuss something. Oh -key doe -key, sez I, so you're gonna hop on your ...(i nearly said BROOMSTICK!!! and H is not remotely witch-like; very nice woman etc)..bike

Hopping onto a bike / moped / horse is very tricky. HAVE YOU TRIED IT?

K1 zoekt K3
een half-pipe voor een mier is superklein, jongen

she was small, fat
no actually
not so small, very tall, huge, a man, skinny